HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
- Compliment her,
- Respect her,
- Honour her,
- Cuddle her,
- Kiss her, caress her,
- Love her, stroke her,
- Tease her,
- Comfort her,
- Protect her,
- Hug her,
- Hold her,
- Spend money on her,
- Wine and dine her,
- Buy things for her,
- Listen to her,
- Care for her,
- Stand by her,
- Support her,
- Hold her,
- Go to the ends of the Earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
- Show up naked.
- Bring food & alcohol.
